uncle meatster's definitions

swine hopper

One who enjoys having sex with fat chicks.

Yo, johnny is a swine hopper.
He never goes after the thin ones

by uncle meatster December 8, 2013

aardvark ass

An ass that has been waxed clean of hair

That chick has aardvark ass.
She waxes her ass
Not even baby hairs on her ass

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

fescue

Ear hair

He has fescue growing out of his ears

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

sliphole

A big vagina. One you could slip and fall into

That chick has a sliphole

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

sterilizer

One who douches everything

Yo, don't be the conversation sterilizer

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

organ carpenter

One who makes wooden penis'

That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

mongoose nipples

Big ugly gnarley nipples

She has mongoose nipples

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013