sterilizer

One who douches everything

Yo, don't be the conversation sterilizer

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

organ carpenter

One who makes wooden penis'

That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

sliphole

A big vagina. One you could slip and fall into

That chick has a sliphole

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

plump finger

The act of finger fucking a chick because your finger is bigger than your dick

Dude, you should plump finger that chick.

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

googlynose

A huge nose you can see right up the nostrils into the sinus cavity

That dudes got googlynose. I can see clear thru to the back of his head.
Watch out if that fucker sneezes

by uncle meatster December 16, 2013

swine hopper

One who enjoys having sex with fat chicks.

Yo, johnny is a swine hopper.
He never goes after the thin ones

by uncle meatster December 08, 2013

astroshot

When you take a shot at picking up a hot chick but your buddies know there's know chance in this universe

Johnny's going for an astroshot

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013