uncle meatster's definitions

plump finger

The act of finger fucking a chick because your finger is bigger than your dick

Dude, you should plump finger that chick.

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

organ carpenter

One who makes wooden penis'

That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

dunkdoctor

One who pretends to be a doctor in order to get laid

I'm a dunkdoctor.

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

sterilizer

One who douches everything

Yo, don't be the conversation sterilizer

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

mongoose nipples

Big ugly gnarley nipples

She has mongoose nipples

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

astroshot

When you take a shot at picking up a hot chick but your buddies know there's know chance in this universe

Johnny's going for an astroshot

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

swank finger

A long middle finger used for giving directions

Follow my swank finger

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013