uncle meatster's definitions

fembar

A gay guy with a rod on

That dude is a fembar

by uncle meatster December 16, 2013

new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

sterilizer

One who douches everything

Yo, don't be the conversation sterilizer

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

sliphole

A big vagina. One you could slip and fall into

That chick has a sliphole

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

organ carpenter

One who makes wooden penis'

That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

dunkdoctor

One who pretends to be a doctor in order to get laid

I'm a dunkdoctor.

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

mongoose nipples

Big ugly gnarley nipples

She has mongoose nipples

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013