uncle meatster's definitions

fembar

A gay guy with a rod on

That dude is a fembar

by uncle meatster December 16, 2013

googlynose

A huge nose you can see right up the nostrils into the sinus cavity

That dudes got googlynose. I can see clear thru to the back of his head.
Watch out if that fucker sneezes

by uncle meatster December 16, 2013

stink load

After you eat a lot of garlic and blow a load on her face. It stinks like garlic

I blew a stink load on her face

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

swizzle meister

One who sticks his dick in anything that moves

Johnny is a swizzle Meister. He'll fuck anything

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

aardvark ass

An ass that has been waxed clean of hair

That chick has aardvark ass.
She waxes her ass
Not even baby hairs on her ass

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

elementary sex

The art of keeping track of how many positions you have had sex in and the amount of times you have done it in those positions

Doggie style 25
Missionary position 50
Reverse cowgirl 37
Simple elementary sex

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013