fer rel fer rel

Damm tha fuk straight!

Ya'll got me fucked up on dat Stupid Shit, fer rel fer rel

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

by Uncle Beasley September 04, 2006

fugro

An unattractive Afro-American person...For "Fucking Ugly Negro"

Dude we scored the melt from was fugro as a motherfucker.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

water bong

The water bong is a smoking device designed for smoking tobacco or(smokable) narcotics (i.e.Marijuana, methamphetamine, rock (or "crack") cocaine, hashish, Di-Methyl Triptamine(DMT), etc.). Water bongs generally have six parts...The smoke tube, the suck tube, the bong (water receptacle), tobacco/drug holder, carb and hand splint. The bong is basically a sealed chamber...To smoke, first the bong is half-filled with water. A tube with a tobacco/drug holder on the end is inserted in the chamber and the water, while another tube with a mouthpiece on the end is also inserted yet remaining above the water level. The tobacco/dope is put onto the tobacco/drug holder, and then lit. The smoker then sucks on the mouthpiece. This depletes air pressure in the chamber, causing the air to travel from the bowl, through the water, into the chamber, then into the lungs, pulling the smoke with it. The water filters and cools the smoke. The smoker usually gets a couple of hits after the chamber is filled up with smoke.

After Connie took a Huge hit off the water bong, she then knocked it over, spilling the bong water all over the sofa and carpet...Sofa smelled like Brick Weed for a month!

by Uncle Beasley June 29, 2006

ricemount

Righteous Ammount...A very large quantity of something. Usually said with a Southern drawl.

30 tons?...Yah, that's a ricemount a marijuana.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

High Beams

Describing the way a crackhead's eyes look like after they have been smoking crack.

Marcus is walkin' up Vine Street at 6:00am, with the High Beams on, doin' the Cluck Walk.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

ringer

Descibes the "ringing" sound "heard" in the head after a suitable shot of cocaine is injected into the bloodstream with a needle...

The sound is more "felt" than heard...

Hittin' dat soft got me a ringer like a motherfucker...Answer ALL tha phones!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006