uncle beasley's definitions

treat girlie

Short, attractive female who has at least one noticable eccentrically unique quality about her, which stands out. She is niether fine nor ugly.

Peep that treat girlie with the red hair and the chipped tooth!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bootleg cab

A junkie with a car, who drives dope boys around fer a kick-down, be it money or dope.

I did a bootleg cab fer "T" yesterday fer a thirty piece.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

dipper

A thin, hollow, glass, tube-shaped device for smoking crack...Sold in Cincinnati with a plastic rose in it, with the "rose" stem through the body of the dipper...As a "flower holder"...I guess...

I'm gonna wait for that dipper to cool down before I put another rock in it.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Glass Blower

An artist who has the equiptment to make things, and can form things from glass (Usually Pyrex glass)...

The glass blower who blew this meth pipe, got skillz.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

ricemount

Righteous Ammount...A very large quantity of something. Usually said with a Southern drawl.

30 tons?...Yah, that's a ricemount a marijuana.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

fugro

An unattractive Afro-American person...For "Fucking Ugly Negro"

Dude we scored the melt from was fugro as a motherfucker.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006