ftb

a woman who wipes her butt from front to back, avoiding poopycooch and thereby being considered suitable for cunnilingus

Jason said his girlfriend was a poopycooch BTF and I told him to ditch that skank and get himself a FTB

by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

waffle crapper

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

by Ugly Dave September 05, 2007

fart butter

greasy residue that accompanies flatulence often after eating rich or oily foods

I just greased my shorts with fart butter.

by Ugly Dave September 06, 2007