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spokes-whore

A six-figure voice talent like Sybil Johnson who will sell anything for a price with her sweet, next-door-neighbor voice...

"At Fred Meyers, you can get discount coupons on prices that are lower than low on food that's fresher than fresh. Fred Meyers - fresh for everyone!" - *corporate spokes-whore, Sybil Johnson
*Urban Dictionary of Understand or Not

by UCSteve January 16, 2022

2Pi Time

1) June 28, the day of the year when one pie is simply not enough, or
2) The two times each day when a digital clock reads 6:28
(2 X 3.14)

"Break out the pastry, it's 2Pi Time!"

by UCSteve March 14, 2010

Bone Buried Deep

"Bone Buried Deep" - refers to a hidden meaning or message, or perhaps a secret treasure or benefit that does not appear obvious in the beginning. It is attributed to G.I. Gurdjieff, an Armenian/Russian mystic.

"You wish to know the meaning of Life Itself? " said the old man of the canyon. "That bone buried deep.."

by UCSteve May 15, 2021

park it

In golf, to make a great shot, inches from the hole.

Golfer #1 "Okay, partner, let me see you park it."
Golfer#2 "Hell, I'm just gonna make it."

by UCSteve November 27, 2016

zebra jailbreak

A zebra in this case, is an NFL referee or referees who have thrown yellow flags excessively during a football game. So, a zebra jailbreak involves questionable calls occurring frequently during a game, slowing the game itself to a crawl, and the phrase is used by a fan to describe his fury with the referees.

I can't believe it! That's the third holding call in a row! It's a zebra jailbreak!

by UCSteve September 18, 2016