When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.
I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.
by uandus January 21, 2020
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slide and her panties to the side and slips your dick in and begins riding you like there’s no tomorrow.
slide and her panties to the side and slips your dick in and begins riding you like there’s no tomorrow.
Person 1: Yo brah last night Jane pulled a fast one on me and did the slide n ride.
Person 2: Fuck brah.. she may be a keeper.
Person 2: Fuck brah.. she may be a keeper.
by uandus February 11, 2020
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by uandus March 06, 2020
Get the Raging bull mug.When she’s riding the d and you throw a fistful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and her pussy clamps tighter.
Your not gunna believe what Jamal did to me last night. That m’fer blinded me with a hot pepper clamp.
by uandus January 30, 2020
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