Definitions by uandus

Morning corkscrew

When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.

I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.

Morning corkscrew by uandus January 21, 2020

Roadblock 

When you get cock blocked by the morning corkscrew.

Woke up and tried to fuck my girlfriend only to be roadblocked by the morning corkscrew

Roadblock by uandus January 21, 2020

Soggy bacon 

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

Soggy bacon by uandus January 21, 2020

Kangaroo kick 

When a guy is going down on you and you round house kick him in the head as you’re about to get off.

Brah, just as Sheila was about to explode, she kangaroo kicked me and gave me CTE.

Kangaroo kick by uandus January 21, 2020