The chlorinator

When a man fucks your so good in the pool he cleans out your insides.

Girl one: Have you seen my new pool boy Janice? .. he gave me the chlorinator last night and sanitized my pussy...
Girl two: Damn girl.. you ain’t getting pregnant after that shit.

Girl one: Nope...

by uandus February 25, 2020

Kangaroo kick

When a guy is going down on you and you round house kick him in the head as you’re about to get off.

Brah, just as Sheila was about to explode, she kangaroo kicked me and gave me CTE.

by uandus January 22, 2020

Vagina coffin

When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.

Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night

by uandus February 03, 2020

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 22, 2020