tyler durden's definitions

king hit

What you do to a Kiwi who is full of shit.

"Jombi was being a wanker so I king hit him."

by Tyler Durden January 19, 2004

meaning of life

The meaning of life is 43, not 42, damnit! That is the meaning of life, do not question it.

"Tyler."
"What?"
"What is the meaning of life?"
"43."
"Why 43?"
"Because it is, damnit! Do not question it."

by Tyler Durden March 11, 2005

consumerism

Consumerists are slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need. They are the middle children of history. No purpose or place. They have no great war, or great depression. Their great war should be a spiritual war. Their great depression is their lives. Raised by television to believe that one day they'll all be millionaires , movie gods and rock stars. But they won't.

All you read and..
Wear or see and..
Hear on TV..
Is a product..
Begging.. for your..
Fatass.. dirty..
Dollar.

by Tyler Durden April 21, 2004

Thirst

Being unbelievably motivated by an outside stimulus... so much in fact it consumes your entire life!!

Wearing the shoes you just bought at the mall... our of the store you bought it from!!

Calling your girlfreind for more hours than you've spent doing homework the entire semester

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

SomeAmishGuy

The very definition of sexy.

Whoa damn! You look like a regular SomeAmishGuy!

by Tyler Durden May 23, 2003

Good

Absolute greatness. Used to describe the achievment of pure perfection. The state of being truly unbelievable

Look at that hat, i mean that thing is good!

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

all over it

Affirmation of a task being readily finished, or a job that for certain will be completed

Man: "Bitch! Where's my samitch at?"
Bitch: "Hold up! I'm all over it!"

by Tyler Durden July 29, 2003