J.J. Redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's one of the best shooters in basketball history.

A: You know who sucks at basketball?
B: J.J. Redick, and not only does he suck, he likes to pick his nose.

by Tyler April 26, 2005

hulk

Green and really mad.

My friends sometimes say i am the Hulk, cause i have a short temper.

by Tyler May 06, 2004

Armed Guard

An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.

That armed guard broke my nose on the field.

by Tyler January 26, 2004

stoner metal

Sub-style of metal. Sometimes also known as "doom metal" due to its often agonizingly slow pace, crushing heaviness, and gloomy lyrics. It's generally accepted to have been invented by Black Sabbath. Some stoner metal bands are retro-oriented, some aren't. Common elements include marijuana references (obviously), sci-fi/fantasy themes, extended instrumental jams, and tempos anywhere from plodding dirges to medium-paced rock (but rarely faster). Heavy-ass guitar riffage is essential.

Notable bands include Kyuss, Sleep, Fu Manchu, Monster Magnet, Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, etc.

Stoner metal is cool, but I don't like the retro aesthetic a lot of bands use.

by Tyler July 28, 2004

Stokes' Mom

One that engages in sexual favors for amounts that add up in pennies and cannot be greater than 6 cents

Stoke's Mom is a 5 cent whore

by Tyler February 25, 2004

becht

once a simple last name, now has evolved into a word with multiple meanings, good or bad.

that shit was becht
its hotter than becht in here
i'm sick like becht in detox

by tyler December 02, 2003

becht

becht is a fat man who can handle his beer. one time he had to go to detox because he took twenty some shots in an hour. many people refer to different things using "becht" in a sentence.

It's cold as becht walking home from detox.
Drunk as becht in detox.
Raw fucking becht.
Becht as shit.

by tyler December 04, 2003