Definitions by tyler

shellyizzle 

Being a pimp like Sheldon.

He sure is shellyizzle.

shellyizzle by Tyler February 11, 2004

glass slipper 

A condom.

A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.

glass slipper by Tyler February 9, 2004

g-unit

50 Cent's crew of the sicest gangsters

50 cent will fuck you up bitch

g-unit by Tyler February 7, 2004

shit stick 

A stick you flick larger piece of shit off of at others.

After Anal sex, you have a shit stick

the boy picked up the stick and shot a shit ball at his sister.
Then fucked her and had a shit stick around his groan.

shit stick by Tyler February 4, 2004

foolk 

word used instead of fool when the "k" key is accidentaly hit in the process of typing

dude: u foolk
other dude: wtf is a foolk u asshole

foolk by tyler January 30, 2004

Armed Guard 

An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.

That armed guard broke my nose on the field.

Armed Guard by Tyler January 25, 2004

cut 

pussy; vaginal extravagance; the part between a girls legs

i want to bend that girl over, put it in her butt, and wax her cut

cut by Tyler January 22, 2004