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Donald J. Trump

A shithead who had his hair bleached which is finally seeping into his brains.

The thing that Canada watches for entertainment purposes.

The one loud, inconsiderate neighbor that everyone on the street (neighboring countries) hate.
Billy the American: "what do y'all Canadians do for fun? Play hockey in igloos?

Bob the Canadian: "No, not exactly. We watch your president's speech."

Billy the American: "Donald J. Trump?"

Bob the Canadian: "Yeah, y'all are doomed until the elections in November."
by twitchcool69 June 20, 2020
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Donald J. Trump

A strange man who wants to control the country, yet can't control his hair.
Person one: Hey, you know what donald j. trump would do with a can of white spray paint?
Person two: No, what?
Person one: Spray it on america, of course!
by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020
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Donald J. Trump

"Hey can you put this soda in the Donald J. Trump?"

"Sure"
by twitchcool69 June 11, 2020
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Donald J. Trump

A dipshit who has shit hair.
Have you seen Jake lately?" "No, hes a Donald J. Trump."
by twitchcool69 May 9, 2020
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Donald J. Trump

A disgrace to this country!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE EATS McDONALDS ALL.THE. TIME!!!!
"I hate Nancy Pelosi BlAH BLAH BLAH"
"I DoNaLD J. TrUmP WiLl BuILD a WaLl"
"Lets bomb Iran!"
by twitchcool69 May 21, 2020
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Donald J. Trump

The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.

A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.

At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
The American people view Donald J. Trump in much the same way that Canadians regard Justin Bieber.
by twitchcool69 June 20, 2020
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Donald J. Trump

A person who doesnt have a brain or is obsessed with walls.
Hey that kid is a donald j. trump, he has no brain!
by twitchcool69 June 16, 2020
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