twitchcool69's definitions

Donald J. Trump

A dipshit who has shit hair.

Have you seen Jake lately?" "No, hes a Donald J. Trump."

by twitchcool69 May 9, 2020

Donald J. Trump

Literal Human Trash.

"Hey can you put this soda in the Donald J. Trump?"

"Sure"

by twitchcool69 June 11, 2020

Donald J. Trump

A disgrace to this country!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE EATS McDONALDS ALL.THE. TIME!!!!

"I hate Nancy Pelosi BlAH BLAH BLAH"
"I DoNaLD J. TrUmP WiLl BuILD a WaLl"
"Lets bomb Iran!"

by twitchcool69 May 21, 2020

Donald J. Trump

The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.

A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.

At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.

The American people view Donald J. Trump in much the same way that Canadians regard Justin Bieber.

by twitchcool69 June 20, 2020

Donald J. Trump

Also referred to as as Donald Dump, he is a walking and talking pig wearing a toupee.

Person 1. How the hell did a pig get elected president?

Person 2. No Idea

Person 1. And they named him Donald J. Trump

Person 2. Sounds like the name for a pig alright

by twitchcool69 June 20, 2020

Donald J. Trump

A dumbass who told us Americans to drink Lysol

Me: Donald J. Trump is a dumbass

by twitchcool69 May 10, 2020

Donald J. Trump

D. Despicable.
O. Opinionated
N. Neglectful
A. Antagonistic
L. Ludicrous
D. Demon

T. Thoughtless
R. Reprehensible
U. Ugly
M. Manipulative
P. Pervert

1. Noun: “Donald J. Trump is such an idiot.”
2. Adjective: “That person is such a donald j. trump.”

by twitchcool69 June 11, 2020