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Donald J. Trump 

A spray-tanned ignoramus.

Donald J. Trump 

An orange, racist man that the racist and stupid half of America decided to vote to elect as President of the United States.
Canadians: "Who the fuck elects an orange President, eh?"
Americans: "Half of our dumbass country."
Canadians: "Come over to Canada. You can have free maple syrup and go dog sledding without Donald J. Trump here."

Donald J. Trump 

A shithead who had his hair bleached which is finally seeping into his brains.

The thing that Canada watches for entertainment purposes.

The one loud, inconsiderate neighbor that everyone on the street (neighboring countries) hate.
Billy the American: "what do y'all Canadians do for fun? Play hockey in igloos?

Bob the Canadian: "No, not exactly. We watch your president's speech."

Billy the American: "Donald J. Trump?"

Bob the Canadian: "Yeah, y'all are doomed until the elections in November."

Donald J. Trump 

A man who should not be president.

Donald J. Trump 

Also referred to as as Donald Dump, he is a walking and talking pig wearing a toupee.
Person 1. How the hell did a pig get elected president?

Person 2. No Idea

Person 1. And they named him Donald J. Trump

Person 2. Sounds like the name for a pig alright