13 definitions by ttm
This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.
by ttm January 21, 2006
To blow ones nose without kleenex. This can only be accomplished by plugging one s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible. Very similar to farmer snort
Alex was outside so he didn't have access to any kleenex. He simply performed a hillbilly nose blow to clean out his nose.
by ttm May 14, 2005
Stands for Mormon Assault Vehicle.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.
Damnit, the fucking taco bell drive thru is full of MAV's, i cant get any damn lunch!
"I Drive a MAV, because what ever I hit, I win!"
This fucking MAV almost side swiped me today coming out of Target!
"I Drive a MAV, because what ever I hit, I win!"
This fucking MAV almost side swiped me today coming out of Target!
by ttm September 21, 2004
A two part series is when extenuating circumstances do not allow you to finish a bowel movement all the way.
I need to finish up this two part series because I had to answer the door while I was on the pot!
I can see that this needs to be a two part series, because i need to get back to work in 10 minutes.
I can see that this needs to be a two part series, because i need to get back to work in 10 minutes.
by ttm May 10, 2005
A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.
by ttm August 28, 2005
When driving down a wide and empty road, to jerk the steering wheel as hard as you can the other direction in order to get on the opposite side of the street, in the fastest, most efficient tread depleting manner. Also called a zero point turn.
by ttm October 17, 2004