ttm's definitions

trophy crap

A crap left purposefully unflushed in a public restroom because of its profound grossness, extreme size or other redeeming qualities.

Yo Jake, check out that trophy crap in the bathroom - I swear, it's sticking 3 inches out of the water!

by TTM January 17, 2006

Phantom Ring

This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.

Yes! Finally she called me back *reaches in pocket*
Dang it.. phantom ring.

by TTM January 20, 2006

two part series

A two part series is when extenuating circumstances do not allow you to finish a bowel movement all the way.

I need to finish up this two part series because I had to answer the door while I was on the pot!

I can see that this needs to be a two part series, because i need to get back to work in 10 minutes.

by TTM May 10, 2005

suck like a fox

Spawning from a Simpsons episode where Homer cooks up a scheme to smuggle booze into Springfield during prohibition.
Literally means to do something bad/unskillfull on purpose for reasons that arnt obvious.
See crazy like a fox

Bart: Man Homer, you suck! {At bowling}
Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox!

by TTM October 16, 2004

hillbilly nose blow

To blow ones nose without kleenex. This can only be accomplished by plugging one s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible. Very similar to farmer snort

Alex was outside so he didn't have access to any kleenex. He simply performed a hillbilly nose blow to clean out his nose.

by TTM May 15, 2005

spin a bitch

When driving down a wide and empty road, to jerk the steering wheel as hard as you can the other direction in order to get on the opposite side of the street, in the fastest, most efficient tread depleting manner. Also called a zero point turn.

Shit dude, Wendys was back there! Should I spin a bitch!?

by TTM October 16, 2004