Definitions by tsukiatari

tobacculosis 

A syndrome of the lungs caused by smoking more cigarettes than is sane or healthy.

I smoked so many 5 peso packs of cigarettes in South America that I developed tobacculosis.

tobacculosis by tsukiatari May 20, 2009

Organasm 

A sexual response to being totally organized.

Man, my room's so clean I think I'm gonna have an organasm.

Organasm by tsukiatari December 23, 2008

Brocaine

A ritual substance used to lower inhibitions; generally lets bros open up to one another and just be bros. Overuse may lead to a possible bromance.

Woah, this brocaine is off the hook... which reminds me, bro... I love you bro.

Brocaine by tsukiatari August 17, 2008

uni-meal 

One large amount of food consumed as the day's only meal, sometimes on Thanksgiving, but often after an all-night bender. Usually followed by sleep or television.

You: "Hey you wanna get dinner?"
Me: "No thanks, man...I partied all night and woke up at 4. Just had a burrito uni-meal...I think I'm gonna crash."

uni-meal by tsukiatari May 12, 2008

Ranch delivery device

n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.

"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"

Ranch delivery device by tsukiatari March 27, 2007

bumgalow 

An improvised, often elaborate, dwelling built by a homeless person.

Yo, check out that guy's bumgalow! Joint's probably got indoor plumbing.

bumgalow by tsukiatari March 23, 2007