tsukiatari's definitions

Condomplation

The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.

"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."

Last night I was lost in Condomplation.

by tsukiatari July 21, 2009

tobacculosis

A syndrome of the lungs caused by smoking more cigarettes than is sane or healthy.

I smoked so many 5 peso packs of cigarettes in South America that I developed tobacculosis.

by tsukiatari May 20, 2009

bumgalow

An improvised, often elaborate, dwelling built by a homeless person.

Yo, check out that guy's bumgalow! Joint's probably got indoor plumbing.

by tsukiatari March 23, 2007

Brocaine

A ritual substance used to lower inhibitions; generally lets bros open up to one another and just be bros. Overuse may lead to a possible bromance.

Woah, this brocaine is off the hook... which reminds me, bro... I love you bro.

by tsukiatari August 17, 2008

Pandemic

A sudden outbreak of Pandas. Has only happened once or twice, and mostly in China.

Pandas are so cute! I wish there was a pandemic right here in town.

by tsukiatari March 2, 2010

Almond MILF

A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.

by tsukiatari August 5, 2014