tsukiatari's definitions

Brocaine

A ritual substance used to lower inhibitions; generally lets bros open up to one another and just be bros. Overuse may lead to a possible bromance.

Woah, this brocaine is off the hook... which reminds me, bro... I love you bro.

by tsukiatari August 17, 2008

Ranch delivery device

n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.

"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"

by tsukiatari March 27, 2007

Wife Eye

A look from your wife that stops you dead in your tracks.

I was going to do a keg stand at last year's Fourth of July party, until Susan gave me the old Wife Eye.

by tsukiatari January 21, 2010

Almond MILF

A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.

by tsukiatari August 5, 2014

Condomplation

The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.

"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."

Last night I was lost in Condomplation.

by tsukiatari July 21, 2009

tobacculosis

A syndrome of the lungs caused by smoking more cigarettes than is sane or healthy.

I smoked so many 5 peso packs of cigarettes in South America that I developed tobacculosis.

by tsukiatari May 20, 2009