Definitions by ts-pmo
pontooned
The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
stroyed
The opposite of 'destroyed' - uplifted, built, solid, secure, completed, good, awesome, etc. A riff on funny terms from the 80's such as 'tubular', 'bodacious', etc.
slurce juice
Pretty much another word for blood, but specifically the blood that comes from a person who was slurced (stabbed by their partner during a heated argument). Some say it has a pungent aura.
slurce juice by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
slurce
When you get mad at someone (typically a partner) and instinctively start stabbing them while screaming curse words at them (hence the name).
"Dude I'm in some deep shit, I accidentally slurced my girlfriend! You gotta bail me out bro!"
"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."
"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."
Bungent
When something feels like the consistency of decomposing flesh - typically within a few weeks of the body passing.
"Dude come here, I just found a fresh munt! Its skin has the perfect amount of bungence!"
"I went to pet my cat and this area around his neck felt bungent, I think he has an infection."
"I went to pet my cat and this area around his neck felt bungent, I think he has an infection."