ts-pmo's definitions

milch

The act of walking by someone and pinching them so hard they lactate. People who partake in milch streaking fail if caught by whoever they do it to.

"Dude, life has been so much since I started milching"

"I've been on a milching streak for a few weeks in school now, it's really fun"

by ts-pmo February 21, 2024

slurce

When you get mad at someone (typically a partner) and instinctively start stabbing them while screaming curse words at them (hence the name).

"Dude I'm in some deep shit, I accidentally slurced my girlfriend! You gotta bail me out bro!"

"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

cheeky edge

The act of subtlely edging in a public environment to where no one will know what you are up to. Typically requires a blanket and some pocket-sized travel lotion and tissues as a failsafe. If suspected, tucking between the cheeks is a last resort.

"John come on, you need to go to your next class, you've been in here at least 5 minutes after class ended!"
"Just hold on a sec man, I'm doing a cheeky edge"

by ts-pmo February 21, 2024

pontoonmaxxing

When you're trying to confuse someone as much as humanly possible, so much so that it sends them into a completely separate state of mind/consciousness of bafflement.

"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

Bungent

When something feels like the consistency of decomposing flesh - typically within a few weeks of the body passing.

"Dude come here, I just found a fresh munt! Its skin has the perfect amount of bungence!"

"I went to pet my cat and this area around his neck felt bungent, I think he has an infection."

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024