slurce

When you get mad at someone (typically a partner) and instinctively start stabbing them while screaming curse words at them (hence the name).

"Dude I'm in some deep shit, I accidentally slurced my girlfriend! You gotta bail me out bro!"

"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

milch

The act of walking by someone and pinching them so hard they lactate. People who partake in milch streaking fail if caught by whoever they do it to.

"Dude, life has been so much since I started milching"

"I've been on a milching streak for a few weeks in school now, it's really fun"

by ts-pmo February 21, 2024

cheeky edge

The act of subtlely edging in a public environment to where no one will know what you are up to. Typically requires a blanket and some pocket-sized travel lotion and tissues as a failsafe. If suspected, tucking between the cheeks is a last resort.

"John come on, you need to go to your next class, you've been in here at least 5 minutes after class ended!"
"Just hold on a sec man, I'm doing a cheeky edge"

by ts-pmo February 21, 2024

lucting

The act of harvesting dulk (milk) from a corpse, typically human, and typically a few weeks old.

Intended to go hand-in-hand with munting.

"Fake news doesn't want you to know, luctmaxxing is the new meta"

"Yo come to my place, we can go lucting at the graveyard!"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

glorbing

The act of sticking your hand up a girl while she's on her period and pulling out the biggest chunk of clot you can find (occasionally rolling up multiple clots into a sphere) and either throwing or eating them, most commonly the latter.

"Dude, my girlfriend let me glorb her last night! It was awesome"

"I need to find someone that's okay with glorbing during sex"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024