Definitions by ts-pmo

pontooned 

The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.

"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"

"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"

pontooned by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

stroyed 

The opposite of 'destroyed' - uplifted, built, solid, secure, completed, good, awesome, etc. A riff on funny terms from the 80's such as 'tubular', 'bodacious', etc.

"Mart, I finally got the PS5, I'm feeling stroyed right now!"

"My new mansion has finally been stroyed."

"You ready to get to stroying the set for this play?"

stroyed by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

slurce juice

Pretty much another word for blood, but specifically the blood that comes from a person who was slurced (stabbed by their partner during a heated argument). Some say it has a pungent aura.

"Yo, my plug said he's selling slurce juice now. I really gotta find a new guy"

slurce juice by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

slurce 

When you get mad at someone (typically a partner) and instinctively start stabbing them while screaming curse words at them (hence the name).

"Dude I'm in some deep shit, I accidentally slurced my girlfriend! You gotta bail me out bro!"

"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."

slurce by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

Bungent 

When something feels like the consistency of decomposing flesh - typically within a few weeks of the body passing.

"Dude come here, I just found a fresh munt! Its skin has the perfect amount of bungence!"

"I went to pet my cat and this area around his neck felt bungent, I think he has an infection."

Bungent by ts-pmo February 19, 2024