Definitions by trump is the best

Shaquaking 

Quaking is more than shook, but SHAquaking is WAY MORE than quaking. DECEASED. DED. Used when quaking just isn't enough.

Heather: Adam killed Jane after they slept together
Me: ....What
Heather: I'm shook to death, I'm quaking.

Me: no, you aren't quaking, you are SHAQUAKING

Shaquaking by trump is the best February 22, 2018

I love that 

Can be used in any scenario, can be used in response to anything

Husband: I'm leaving you

Me: I love that
or
Yancey: Me and my cousin FaceTime everyday
Me: I love that

I love that by trump is the best February 22, 2018

Wheeze 

When you laugh so hard that you just make breath noises. no laugh comes out, just air.

Tammy: *says funny joke*

Karol: *laughs so hard only a wheeze comes out*

Tammy: I'M DED YOUR WHEEZE WAS EVERYTHING
Karol: YES

Wheeze by trump is the best February 22, 2018