When you go into a public computer lab or library and every mouse you find has been ruined in one way or another. they could be smashed, have the chord removed, or have the track ball removed if the mouse is like 100 years old.
"WTF is this shit? This entire place has been demoused. People demousing these kind of places. just cause their parents are poor and cracked out on drugs all the time, and have half a brain"
by totallynotchris May 05, 2010
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UNCLE SAM: "Not on my watch! (takes out shotgun)"
UNCLE SAM: "Not on my watch! (takes out shotgun)"
by totallynotchris November 07, 2009
Get the Shlion mug.An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.
Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.
by totallynotchris April 02, 2010
Get the Speaking License mug.and here we see a prime example of a classic Clusterfuckle, notice how the retards congregate around the local watering hole.
by totallynotchris June 28, 2010
Get the Clusterfuckle mug.A time devoted to the action of taking A Crunch. Crunch Time can happen at anytime, in anyplace, to anyone. The length of a Crunch Time is affected my many things. Your age, your sex, barometric pressure, the earths pitch relative to the sun's axis, and what you ate last night for dinner all play a part on when Crunch Time will ensue.
Justin: Nick, you've been in there a while. You okay man?
Nick: I knew it was time...
Justin: Time for what?
Nick: Crunch time...
Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.
Nick: I knew it was time...
Justin: Time for what?
Nick: Crunch time...
Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.
by totallynotchris March 27, 2010
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