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by tory borty August 5, 2013
Get the navel hidermug. by tory borty December 26, 2012
Get the censorshipmug. Love.
There is no doubt that the purpose of life for humans is love, both scientifically and empirically. All mammals seek out partners at one point or another. When boys reach puberty they get non-stop erections. They even get involuntary erections known as morning wood or morning glory. All these erections are in anticipation of finding a partner to have blissful encounters with. When girls hit puberty, they subsequently frequently get wet around the vagina to facilitate sexual intercourse. Their uterus also enlarges to enable pregnancy.
Empirically, love is also the most important thing that drives humans, for instance with parents, who unconditionally do anything for their children. In conclusion, human physiology has evolved for love. Human characteristics evolved not only for mating partners but also to be social.
In other words, love is what makes the world go round
There is no doubt that the purpose of life for humans is love, both scientifically and empirically. All mammals seek out partners at one point or another. When boys reach puberty they get non-stop erections. They even get involuntary erections known as morning wood or morning glory. All these erections are in anticipation of finding a partner to have blissful encounters with. When girls hit puberty, they subsequently frequently get wet around the vagina to facilitate sexual intercourse. Their uterus also enlarges to enable pregnancy.
Empirically, love is also the most important thing that drives humans, for instance with parents, who unconditionally do anything for their children. In conclusion, human physiology has evolved for love. Human characteristics evolved not only for mating partners but also to be social.
In other words, love is what makes the world go round
by tory borty December 31, 2012
Get the the purpose of lifemug. by tory borty April 2, 2013
Get the in gods we trustmug. Billy, do you mind belt-looping please? Your totally tenting right now and you need to put it away or i'm gonna puke
by tory borty September 2, 2013
Get the tentingmug. by tory borty May 8, 2013
Get the MWmug. morning bulge; when you wake up and notice that your dick is poking your pants, thus forming a bulge
I don't get embarssed when my mom notices my MB coz its only natural and happens to all teenage boys
by tory borty May 8, 2013
Get the MBmug.