closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 09, 2013

hetero marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Liberals think gay marriage is cool, but religious folks think hetero marriage is cool.

by tory borty December 16, 2012

batonman

a man or boy who frequently gets into embaressing situations whenever he's horny because he has a huge stiffy in his pants

Check out that batonman! he has a huge stiffy in his pants!

by tory borty December 24, 2012

double tucker

a lesbian who loves using a double-ended dildos with other girls

brother: I found a double-ended dildo in your closet. Are you a double tucker or something?

sister: Mind your own frigging business and don't go through my closet again!!

by tory borty August 26, 2013

faith-avertive

Someone who is allergic to religion

Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive

by tory borty December 31, 2012

bike ride

When you're cycling and the bike-seat is pushing up againt your vulva (in girls) and prostate (in boys) causing a funny sensation

If was leaning forward during my bike ride and i almost came from that

by tory borty November 08, 2013

Mother, the Daughter, and the Holy Spirit

An invocation used by feminists who are Christian

Let's all pray in the name of the Mother, the Daughter, and the Holy Spirit, amen

by tory borty April 25, 2013