Definitions by tory borty

hair trim 

when you shave your pubic hair to the point where its short enough to see the vulva and labia

My lesbian girlfriend wants me to get a hair trim so she can see my pom pom

hair trim by tory borty November 8, 2013

Abrahamican 

Someone who belongs to an Abrahamic religion

Do all Abrahamicans chop the tip of the penis of babies off or what?

Abrahamican by tory borty November 1, 2013

Usonian 

An inhabitant of the United States

Why does the Usonian government always drone other countries? Who gave them the right to do so?

Usonian by tory borty October 7, 2013

seperation of religion and state 

A secular society; religion is not allowed to force its beliefs onto others through legislation

I think politicians care about what your religious text says because we have a seperation of religion and state in this country

seperation of religion and state by tory borty September 26, 2013

lady diaper 

Maxi pad, menstrual napkin, sanitary towel, sanitary pad, menstrual pad

I much prefer tampons. Why woud put a lady diaper inside my underwear?

lady diaper by tory borty September 23, 2013

Enoch 

An inbred. Someone who results from incest. It's a reference to the Abrahamic story of Enoch, the son of Cain and Awan (brothers and sisters) who married and produced him.

"I'm going to have to share a bed with my sister tonight coz theres a visitor in my room right now"

"Okay, but make sure you don't produce an Enoch with her okay?"

Enoch by tory borty September 2, 2013

tenting

When an erection forms a tent-shaped bulge in your trousers due to an erection

Billy, do you mind belt-looping please? Your totally tenting right now and you need to put it away or i'm gonna puke

tenting by tory borty September 2, 2013