tortilla simp's definitions

bro kimbo

broke himbo. but, bro kimbo.

1. You don’t want to marry bro kimbo!

2. dont be like bro (kimbo), make your own money.

3. bro kimbo supremacy

by tortilla simp April 21, 2021

urburdurber

a way to express disappointment or to say that thomas & his friends from the tv show thomas & friends are incredibly sexy.

may also be the bane of some people’s existence

oh my god do you see that train over there?

urburdurber!!!
what?

it means “OHMYGODSOHOTOHMYGOD”

oh right, of course!

by tortilla simp May 16, 2021

jjajjajja

a terrifying laugh in spanish- what you say before shoving a whole guitar up your ass

klavier what are you doing
jjajjajja shoving a guitar up my ass

by tortilla simp May 13, 2021

awooga sexy dilf fuck me

toji fushiguro. point end blank. that’s all. if you disagree, 🔫😕

awooga sexy dilf fuck me

oh are you talking about toji fushiguro, the dilf from jjk??

duh who else 🙄🙄

by tortilla simp June 4, 2021

albordas

albatos, alfredo, albordas. totally not a misspelling of albedo.

omg have you seen albordas in genshin impact?? you know, my favorite character, albordas, the alchemist! 😍

by tortilla simp April 21, 2021

dangdangroba

a popoular vido game amogus the youths
🆘picious murderers and smart detectives througgout 3 games make good game with ridiculously long playtime

do you know who’s inoski?
From where
dangdangroba

by tortilla simp May 6, 2021