tony's definitions

lunix

an "open source" meal. (ie. free lunch)

i hope a drug rep provides lunix.

by Tony June 26, 2006

g ride

no idea. I'm only submitting this so that someone can tell ME what it means.

"What the hell is a g ride?"
"Fuck the g ride, I want the machines that make 'em." - Rage

by Tony August 17, 2004

ginea

the illest peeps alive... derogitory word 4 italians... dont say it or their mafia ass'll fuck u up...

"You stupid ginea!" irish boy, ginea boy, "i'mma kill u"

by tony February 17, 2003

axe

a guitar. it is an axe because you grind your axe (practice) in the woodshed(practice room/bedroom).

Grab your axe and lets jam!

by Tony April 3, 2005

monkey tail

when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head

oh man, i gotta get to the shit house quick!!! i have a monkey tail hangin' out!

by tony January 28, 2004

double decker

When you take a deuce in the upper tank of the toilet. Leaving the owners to believe the toilet is broken, since the water comes out brown and pieces of fieces. This continues until someone either scoops it out of the upper tank or it dissolves.

Usually happens at mad crazy house parties or when someone mad dogs another person and allows them to use their bathroom.

by Tony April 21, 2004

37865

synonymous with drunk or intoxicated.

OMG dude, last night we got 37865 and went to the softball game.

by Tony April 3, 2005