tonto's definitions

pearcey

To embark on what appears to be a dead cert but turns out to be horribly and desperately disappointing and humiliates you in front of your friends.

"You wouldn't believe it, Christian did a complete pearcey last week. He took a young swedish girl to St Tropez for a week and spent €40,000 and didn't even get his fingers wet or his cock felt! Loser!"

by Tonto September 16, 2004

Shit House

A "Shit House" is what you call someone who is very ugly.

"Look at that guy over there with the mullet, what a shit house.

by Tonto November 18, 2004

Onneile

God-given

Modimo Onneile mpho yaone

by Tonto November 23, 2021

jade fire

the greatest ska band in the northern hemisphere

jade fire is fuckin a' mazing.

by Tonto September 19, 2003

zip

A word used in the 60's to refer to meth amphetamine

Hey man, can you get any zip?

by tonto May 13, 2005