de ass

Removing one's backside from something.

You need to de ass that chair, I was sitting there first!

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

Shriner

A driver that hangs a small symbol of protection from their rear view mirror; usually a very poor driver and often found in the fast lane of most US metro highways going impossibly slow.

Sorry I'm late, but I got stuck behind a dozen shriners on the way over here.

by toniwithaneye May 07, 2009

Tanker Anchor

A huge turd; in relation to "dropping anchor"

Man, I knew I had to drop anchor, but that was Tanker Anchor!

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

take a letter

When faced with a daunting task, you decide to pass on doing it. From the childhood game of H-O-R-S-E. A game using a basketball and hoop between 2 or more players. The object of the game is not to spell the word, Horse. If you miss a shot, you have to take a letter and the loser is the one that spells the word horse first.

"Dude, I'm so hungover I'm going to have to take a letter on playing in that football game."

by toniwithaneye October 09, 2006

Blue Tips

Old women who travel with tour groups. So noted because of their hair color.

Yeah, I've got a load of Blue Tips coming in from Clearwater tomorrow.

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland

Chick code for, "I have my period". Used in mixed company so as not to gross out any male innocents.

Girl 1: Hey, Shauna -- are you going to wear your freak at the show tonight?"

Girl 2: Nope, can't do it. My Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland."

by toniwithaneye November 26, 2006

pull a coyote

A means of escaping a very ugly one-night stand, who is asleep with your arm underneath them. Resulting from absurd drunkeness the night before, impairing your ability to judge the looks of a woman. Origin: If caught in a trap, a coyote will chew it's leg off to get away.

You should have warned me that I'd need to pull a coyote with that skank!

by toniwithaneye October 09, 2006