toniwithaneye's definitions

pull a coyote

A means of escaping a very ugly one-night stand, who is asleep with your arm underneath them. Resulting from absurd drunkeness the night before, impairing your ability to judge the looks of a woman. Origin: If caught in a trap, a coyote will chew it's leg off to get away.

You should have warned me that I'd need to pull a coyote with that skank!

by toniwithaneye October 9, 2006

take a letter

When faced with a daunting task, you decide to pass on doing it. From the childhood game of H-O-R-S-E. A game using a basketball and hoop between 2 or more players. The object of the game is not to spell the word, Horse. If you miss a shot, you have to take a letter and the loser is the one that spells the word horse first.

"Dude, I'm so hungover I'm going to have to take a letter on playing in that football game."

by toniwithaneye October 9, 2006

Playing on the OFT

Having a terrible round of golf. Playing on the Old Fart's Tour.

I think I just "Q'd" for playing on the OFT.

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

Talking Chumash

1. A language spoken by the Chumash Indians of coastal California. 2. A language spoken by intoxicated individuals.

There goes Bob again; he's standing next to that chick and talking Chumash.

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

Throwing a Bone

1. To give someone a little praise, recognition.
2. To be rid of unending attention seeker ass kisser
3. To satisfy a high-maintenance individual

1. I saw the boss throwing a bone to that new kid in marketing today.

2. Jeez, would someone please throw her a bone?! If I have to listen to her suck up to the boss one more time I'm going to scream!

3. That guy Jack keeps calling me. Yeah, well just throw him a bone and he won't bug you as often.

by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006