tomo's definitions

tool beater

someone with a profound love of masterbating their penis

Jonny is a keen tool beater

by Tomo December 14, 2004

finger blasting

making a gesture in the shape of a gun with your hand, and proceding to pretend you are shooting someone. Usually perfected by people in their mid-30's

"Man, that facker started finger blasting me at the party like he thought he was cool."

by ToMo October 29, 2003

P.C.T.M.

Acronym for "Pussy Clouds The Mind".

A disease where a male's judgement is severely impaired due to a woman's presence.

"Dude, Johnny has PCTM. We need to beat it out of him ASAP!"

by Tomo March 27, 2005

Cambridge

Best place in the world

by Tomo September 1, 2003