tommy's definitions

tank

having sex with a female very hard, usually in the arsehole.

i tanked those little bitches down souf' fo' reel!

by tommy November 4, 2004

undertaker

one bad-ass wrestler from the wwe(World Wrestling Entertainment)

Woah! Did you just see undertaker chokeslam that bitch!

by Tommy June 20, 2004

mo fo

Comes from the Latin root Mattus-La-Menacius, which was lost in translation several times to become mo fo. Mattus-La-Menacius was a Roman Centurion / dick sucker from 200 BC.

Legend has it that his descendance still lives on today in the canadian city of Montreal. They headed overseas in the 18th century after being banned from their countries for indecent behaviour, which is supposedly still going on today.

Calling someone a mo fo is the worst insult, yet quite a compliment for Mattus-La-Menacius...

Love ya Matt

Look at the Mo Fo... he seems to be screwing his sister...

by Tommy July 9, 2004

North Wheaton

A crunk-ass group of heads who live in moco. Makers of the words obbles, poose, and steez.

We all live in North Wheaton

by Tommy April 12, 2005

shrimp boat captain

the master of shrimpin

Robbie is the shrimp boat captain of our class. He loves to shrimp

by tommy May 18, 2004

Static2k

1) Idiots who call themselves rappers
2) Idiots who drink lots of "Faygo" which you can buy at Fiesta for 25 cents a bottle.
3) Idiots who rip off the cover art of a Mike Patton album and apply it to their face.
4) People who make shitty movies.
5) Idiots who do all of the above.

All of Static2k

by Tommy October 20, 2003

kammi

the first definition was actually done by tommy, not tony

by tommy June 27, 2003