tom healey's definitions

ghosting

One of many modern online drama queen terms to describe someone thats removed them selves from you on the net, completely. This type of thing doesnt deserve a name - It used to get by quite well being called 'ignoring' - so its a type of 'softspeak' for those that cant bear the thought that they are irritating and therefore the other person doesnt want to bother.

'like.. omg... he like ghosting me like totally, omg'

'perhaps its because youre a c**t'

by tom healey September 6, 2016

chemtrail

A lunatic conspiracy propagated by absolute dickheads on social media... enough said.

'have you seen my latest photos of the sky.. see the chemtrail?'

'no.. i see a prick that will do anything to make their lives feel more exciting'

by tom healey August 30, 2016

literally

A good way to show that you are a total drama queen twit is to use the term 'literally' to describe every mundane thing that you do in life

'dude.. i literally died'

'oh... its a shame you are literally still alive though'

by tom healey August 29, 2016

preach

Social media driven 'wank-speak' for when another cretin that is like you says something you agree with.

'like, bro.. did a mad trap tune'

'like, bro.. preach it...youll get loads of likes'

by tom healey September 13, 2016

techno

Defined as making music with technology. This genre isnt dance music and was never meant to be. It is a good alternative to commercial music and has many subgenres. The worst type of 'techno' is called 'minimal' - this style is not to be confused with 'minimal techno' and is a kid of childish version of techno that fills large rooms full of non eventful drops for puke kids.

'like duuude... im so into that minimal drop after the 4 miniute white noise build...!!! i love techno!!!'

'no, you like rubbish drops and shouldnt be alive'

by tom healey August 29, 2016

Mandem

A term mainly employed little urban shits to describe groups of other dickheads. Very cringeworthy to hear this if you arent interested in their way of speaking.

'yo bruv you seen dat man... literally... brap'
'yeh e wiv dat dem mandem innit... '

by tom healey December 17, 2016

do you even science

A fantastically stupid way to advise all people on the net that you are a complete and utter prick - using science as a verb is a passing phase but still very annoying and not needed. (one of 2016's ultimate dick terms)

'like, lidderally..., dude, do you even science, bro'

'*rolls eyes.... '

by tom healey September 11, 2016