Definitions by tom

Clitoral Discharge 

The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.

Splat - followed by yuck or carry on munching

Clitoral Discharge by Tom January 21, 2004

flask 

You can't get ye flask!

"...and then you'd just have to sit there and imagine why on earth you can't get ye flask! Because the game certainly isn't gonna tell you. And you don't have any of those precious graphics to help you out, either." -Strong Bad

flask by Tom January 21, 2004

krizzle 

you know who you are krizzle n Pizzle fo shizzle.
love Dizzle

Fo shizzle Krizzle

krizzle by Tom January 21, 2004

lagnaf 

let's all get nude & frolic!
(this is a better definition when the word is used in the office)

LAGNAF - "Let's all get nude & frolic"

lagnaf by Tom January 20, 2004

oats 

When strongly agreeing to what one has to say.Just like saying "oh damn right"
Fuck Yeah

Announcer "Matthew Ridge is pretty ugly aye" ?

You: "Oh Fucken Oats Mate"

oats by Tom January 18, 2004

Damn Yankees 

Damn Yankee is the Yankee who came South and stayed as opposed to the goodYankee who came South to visit and left.

That Damn Yankee, John Smith, came south and stayed.

Damn Yankees by Tom January 18, 2004

Zeeky H. Bomb 

A character in "The Demented Cartoon Movie". Shows up at random times and causes nuclear explosions by saying "zeeky boogy doog!".

Reporter: "What do you have to say in your defense?"
...
Zeeky: "Zeeky boogy doog!"
(nuclear explosion)

Zeeky H. Bomb by Tom January 17, 2004