tom's definitions

wizzy

almighty being of the clockcrew. the clocks bow to his creation and the heavens shake with just one word of this magnificent clock

wizard clock

by tom March 31, 2004

mardi gras

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.

i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras

by tom March 2, 2004

battyholepuncher

A Battyholepuncher is a faggot type male that shoves his erect penis in another males batty willing or not!

Soupeh you Battyholepuncher!! Take your cock out of Ding's Batty!

by Tom January 2, 2005

nirvana

Now-defunct three-piece band formed sometime in the Eighties. Famous hits include 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and 'Come As You Are'.

by Tom September 13, 2003

Bill O'Reilly

The cunning and charasmatic host of the #1 rated cable news television show in America, "The O'Reilly Factor." Conservatives love him because he uses common sense and basic morals to form his opinions. Liberals hate him for the same reason. He's all around controversial because he actually speaks his mind and doesn't suck up to ANY of his guests.

Bill O'Reilly put that liberal bitch in her place on the show last night.

by Tom April 28, 2005

fat crakka

Trav Murray

That fat crakka is Tom's brother.

by Tom April 20, 2003

silacone

fake brest or inlarged with implants

any women that weighs less than 140 lbs and has ddds may have silacone

by tom December 20, 2003