Wankspittle

The dribble of wank at the corner of a careless wiper's mouth.

Emily, You've left a bit of wankspittle.

by Tom November 13, 2003

uber drizunk

The state one is in after having consumed a copious amount of booze. More drunk than drunk, sloshed, shitfaced.

James was so uber drizunk, he fell down the stairs and began yelling, "Yayasss yayassss yeahs yeahs yeahs" uncontrollably.

by Tom January 18, 2005

shizzout

shizzout: to give someone a shout out, or acknowledgement

I be's giving a shizzout to all my homies back in da hood, fo all their support

by Tom May 13, 2005

KiloTom

A Tom is a unit of ludicrosity. One Tom is defined as the amount of ludicrosity require to cause 1 eye twitch in an average size human. A KiloTom is 1,000 Toms.

That speech by President Bush was at least 50 KiloToms.

by Tom December 06, 2004

Brussels

Belgium is the country with the best beer in the world (we try to be objective). Therefore, your stay in Brussels cannot be complete without a visit to one of the many typical and beautiful cafes and pubs that you will find here.

Beer capital of the world!!!!

by Tom September 28, 2004

amokinter

The art of running amok inside ones computer.

Bugger my computers Crashed! It must be that bloody amokinter again.

by Tom April 30, 2004

slampig

Teresa Mangione is the true definition of a slampig

She is a slut and she steals people boyfriends

by tom March 27, 2004