tittyfuck69's definitions

Bullseye Bill

A man who is more than 90% accurate with his cumshot

What can I say honey, I'm just as good as Bullseye Bill!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

dick ripper

The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.

Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.

Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

head of thorns

When you are in the shower and you rub soap on your dick, the soap gets inside and stings the head of your dick.

OW! the head of my dick stings, I think I got the head of thorns!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

dirty hot pocket

A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.

Last night I meet Britney Spears in an alley and gave her a dirty hot pocket on top of a dumpster.

by Tittyfuck69 January 22, 2014

Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

Milk Massous

A girl that plays with the guys cum in their hands.

Quit being a milk massous and lick your hands dry!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

Iceland Lezbo Sex

Two lesbians in Iceland going outside naked so their nipples become cold and as they enlarge they stick them up eachothers assholes followed by uncontrolled fudge packing.

I could see those two chicks having Iceland Lezbo Sex!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009