Definitions by tit's mcgee

Bagger Status 

When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)

Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".

Bagger Status by Tit's McGee February 4, 2009

Kojaksack 

a bald nut sack, hairless scrotum, silky ball bag.

I shaved my nuts to make shit look bigger, but she said "damn thats one ugly kojaksack", who loves you baby, not me!

Kojaksack by Tit's Mcgee January 29, 2009

chestual

the region of roundness, plumb tits
upper torso fun zone.

Hey I finally got hold of Jenny in her Chestual region.

chestual by tit's mcgee January 28, 2009