orangeaid

What Donald Trump drinks to keep his complexion orange.

``Hey, Melania, bring me over some more that Orangeaid will ya''

by tirtle January 26, 2017

Bifartisian

Willing to work with the pungent odor produced by all political parties.

The bill to maintain noxious fumes from the old farts in congress received bifartisian support.

by tirtle October 20, 2022

Kim Jung dung

The rather large excrement emanating from North Korea's leader

North Korea's has a special force to clean up Kim Jung dung from the streets.

by tirtle April 24, 2017

Turdification

When you are so caught up in your own shit you fail to see anyone else's coming.

Assholeitis is a warning sign that you are headed for full-blown turdification

by tirtle June 12, 2018

Fagumater

The early Italian all-encompassing expression roughly translated to ``fuck you and your mother!'' Still said by low end and faux Italians mostly in the northeast part of the United States.

Buffo: Hey Ricco, move you goddam car already I gotta go get bread.

Ricco: Hey go fagumater!

by tirtle June 26, 2018

shit advice

What Donald Trump gets from his advisors.

``Hey boss, I got some shit advice for you, don't let nobody in the country.''

by tirtle January 31, 2017

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 09, 2018