President Pmurt

What dyslexics call President Trump
President Pmurt: M'I gnihctaw tnediserP Pmurt no VT (I'm watching President Trump on TV).
by tirtle March 08, 2017
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Tweet Street

``I was talking a walk down Tweet Street when I bumped into President Trump.''
by tirtle January 25, 2017
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Yer ass

A vintage low guinea response when you don't like what someone has said to you.
John ``Hey, Ann Marie, eat some more so you look even fatter''
Ann Marie: ``Yer ass!''
by tirtle June 12, 2018
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Trumpain

The next generation of migraine headaches fostered by the simp in the White House.
Oy, the new tax plan has given me such a trumpain
by tirtle December 08, 2017
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The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit
The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp
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Youse all wanna coffee?

Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.
We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?
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Putin on the ritz

The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.
``Come one, come none to the celebration Putin on the ritz.''
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