tirtle 's definitions

Bifartisian

Willing to work with the pungent odor produced by all political parties.

The bill to maintain noxious fumes from the old farts in congress received bifartisian support.

by tirtle October 20, 2022

computer neuter

One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.

``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''

by tirtle March 1, 2017

Dr. I.B. Shitting

The investor of inflammatory Bow Disease, commonly known as IBS.

Dr. I.B. Shitting was the first to move diarrhea from the bowels of the bathroom to acceptable dinner table chat with one simple acronym.

by tirtle February 9, 2019

President Pmurt

What dyslexics call President Trump

President Pmurt: M'I gnihctaw tnediserP Pmurt no VT (I'm watching President Trump on TV).

by tirtle March 8, 2017

It's a blower

A bad day, bad decision, bad occurance.

"You see that accident? It's a blower.''

by tirtle October 26, 2019

Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

by tirtle June 15, 2018

urban wasteland

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.

The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.

by tirtle January 13, 2017