moped women

An unattractive woman that you have sex with.

Moped women and mopeds are fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you ride one.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

cowboy killers

Marlboro Cigarettes. Cigarettes. Tobacco

Uncle Bob died of lung cancer, those cowboy killers got him.

by TIMJB1 September 22, 2006

Ko-Tex

A Korean person from Texas.

Wun Hung Lo is originally from Korea but resides in Texas, that makes him a Ko-Tex.

by TIMJB1 May 01, 2007

fashion felony

To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.

Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

Marine Layer

A loose woman who lives near Marine bases who hangs out at the local bars and will screw any marine.

The Marines like to do their liberty in Oceanside where there isn't any problem finding Marine Layer.

by TIMJB1 May 31, 2007

tugging on the crank

Tugging is a term for masturbation and the crank is a penis.

Can also be used as "tugging his crank, tugging the crank, tugging my crank, etc."

If my old lady don't start putting out, I'm gonna start tugging on the crank.

Nancy prefers tugging on the crank over screwing.

Larry got caught tugging on the crank again in the restroom and faces another lewd conduct charge.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Nig Alert

Similar to a (Sig Alert). A Nig Alert is a warning to the public that members of the African American community are upset over a court ruling or a jury decison in a court case that they do not agree with, thus prompting them to demonstrate or cause civil unrest.

The jury just came back with a not guilty verdict on that white deputy that was charged with roughing up the black gangbanger, someone better issue a Nig Alert.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006