Definitions by tim bernard

vagisitus 

the illness that causes someone to be a big baby. The cause of constant complaining or pouting.

Samantha gets a bad case of Vagisitus when I don't answer her phone calls.

vagisitus by tim bernard November 23, 2009

hinegina 

A womans back end that resembles a vagina more then an ass. When her lower torso looks the same from both back and front.

Look at that soccer mom's hinegina.

hinegina by Tim Bernard March 31, 2008

Coal miners daughter 

While engaging in a "69" the male on top sits up and punches their femal partner in the gutt. This causes the woman to sit up in to the anus while gasping for air.

Last night in the heat of the moment I gave Steph a coal miners daughter.

Coal miners daughter by Tim Bernard March 31, 2008

ganahurpesiffilaids 

The dieses a man or woman gets from sleeping around too much.

I'm not sleeping with Katie she probably has ganahurpesiffilaids.

ganahurpesiffilaids by Tim Bernard October 11, 2007