A chick who is on the rag or is just a bitch. One who came out of the womb angry at life. Chicks can be inherantly born a koozebag or become a koozebag temporarily for many reasons such as an upcoming wedding or the fact that they are on or soon will be on their period.
Guy #1: I politely asked Jen a question about sending me a vendor's contact information and she copped a major tude with me!
Guy #2: Why what's up with that?
Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.
Guy #2: Why what's up with that?
Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.
by three-m April 02, 2011
Get the koozebag mug.similar to saying god dang it but when you're even more frustrated or mad. Saying god dang it but with more authority. Similar to ordering a sandwhich in a busy deli at the peak of lunch rush. Usually you have to order real fast, loud and with authority. Give me a Corned Beef on Rye!
example 1
ring...ring...
Jimmy: Yo Eric your phone is ringing
Eric: I know god dang it on Rye!, it's this fooker calling me back for the 50th time to ask me some stupid question about Windows Vista!
example 2
DMV attendant: Sir you are in the wrong line you have to go to the purple line to get your license renewed!
Man: But the assistant up front said I needed to be here in the Grren line!
DMV attandant: No this is for vision testing only you need to go to the purple line over there
Man: But I have been waiting for 45 minutes in this line and that purple line is all the way out the door
DMV attendant: Sir you have to go to the purple line
Man: God dang it on Rye I am going to kill someone
ring...ring...
Jimmy: Yo Eric your phone is ringing
Eric: I know god dang it on Rye!, it's this fooker calling me back for the 50th time to ask me some stupid question about Windows Vista!
example 2
DMV attendant: Sir you are in the wrong line you have to go to the purple line to get your license renewed!
Man: But the assistant up front said I needed to be here in the Grren line!
DMV attandant: No this is for vision testing only you need to go to the purple line over there
Man: But I have been waiting for 45 minutes in this line and that purple line is all the way out the door
DMV attendant: Sir you have to go to the purple line
Man: God dang it on Rye I am going to kill someone
by three-m March 12, 2011
Get the god dang it on rye mug.The act of making a 2nd booty call after the first one fails. Similar to "rebooting" a PC after it crashes.
Ash: So did you get lucky last night with that chick from the club or did you have to make your usual booty call?
Dustin: I called Michelle for my usual booty call but when her car ran out of gas on the way over therefore I had to rebooty-call Sherry. Thank god she has a Prius !
Dustin: I called Michelle for my usual booty call but when her car ran out of gas on the way over therefore I had to rebooty-call Sherry. Thank god she has a Prius !
by three-m February 02, 2010
Get the rebooty-call mug.The other day in gym class during the situp coompetition I accidentially let a small quiblet out but I don't think anyone noticed.
by three-m November 04, 2009
Get the quiblet mug.brahmance
-noun
1. a novel or other prose narrative depicting heroic or marvelous deeds, pageantry, romantic exploits, etc., usually in a Hawaiian setting.
2. a romantic affair or experience; a love affair between 2 seemingly straight Hawaiian men
-verb
1. to invent or relate brahmances; indulge in fanciful or extravagant stories or daydreams in Hawaii
verb (used with object)
Informal .
1. to court or woo brahmantically; treat with ardor or chivalrousness: He's currently brahmancing a very attractive surfer from Maui.
-noun
1. a novel or other prose narrative depicting heroic or marvelous deeds, pageantry, romantic exploits, etc., usually in a Hawaiian setting.
2. a romantic affair or experience; a love affair between 2 seemingly straight Hawaiian men
-verb
1. to invent or relate brahmances; indulge in fanciful or extravagant stories or daydreams in Hawaii
verb (used with object)
Informal .
1. to court or woo brahmantically; treat with ardor or chivalrousness: He's currently brahmancing a very attractive surfer from Maui.
Samoan Dude #1: Hey brah what's up with Haluolamalu? He's been spending all his time with that surfer guy Jim.
Samoan Dude #2: Yean brah those two are inseperable. They got a sick brahmance going on right now
Samoan Dude #1: Hey whatever man let's just go to the luau without him.
Samoan Dude #2: Yean brah those two are inseperable. They got a sick brahmance going on right now
Samoan Dude #1: Hey whatever man let's just go to the luau without him.
by three-m March 12, 2011
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: to have a good time but as pronounced by Latin American's who only speak spanglish and mispronounce almost every word including the word enjoy.
transitive verb
1: to have for one's use, benefit, or lot : experience <enyoyed great success>
2: to take pleasure or satisfaction in
— en·yoy·able \-ə-bəl\ adjective
— en·yoy·able·ness noun
— en·yoy·ably \-blē\ adverb
— en·yoy·er noun
— enyoy oneself
: to have a good time
: to have a good time but as pronounced by Latin American's who only speak spanglish and mispronounce almost every word including the word enjoy.
transitive verb
1: to have for one's use, benefit, or lot : experience <enyoyed great success>
2: to take pleasure or satisfaction in
— en·yoy·able \-ə-bəl\ adjective
— en·yoy·able·ness noun
— en·yoy·ably \-blē\ adverb
— en·yoy·er noun
— enyoy oneself
: to have a good time
fast food order taker: Hi sir ken i help jou?
customer: yeah gimme a pizza puff, ring and a large Fanta Grape
order taker: ok jou got a peeza puh, onjun ring and larggee Fonnta? Dat wull be Fi fisty tree pleece.....thinking.....thinking....still thinking.....ok out of 6.....footy seven cent is jour change
customer: thanks
order taker: enyoy
customer: yeah gimme a pizza puff, ring and a large Fanta Grape
order taker: ok jou got a peeza puh, onjun ring and larggee Fonnta? Dat wull be Fi fisty tree pleece.....thinking.....thinking....still thinking.....ok out of 6.....footy seven cent is jour change
customer: thanks
order taker: enyoy
by three-m March 30, 2011
Get the enyoy mug.something you say when you make a mistake or when you are upset and mad at the current situation. Can occur if you forget something in the house after you have locked up when leaving or if you make a typo during a long email or if a freak or stalker calls and you pickup because you forgot to check the caller id and let it go to voicemail. Anything that pops up unexpectidly that you forgot about that ruins the moment.
Eric: Hey Michelle are we going to lunch already or what?
Michelle: Yeah hang on a second I need to get this email off to accounting so they can fix my sh*t!
typing.....typing....
Eric: Today please!
Michelle: Awegoddangit!!!!!
Eric: What now?
Micheller: I just realized I can't do lunch today because I have a conference call in 10 minutes.
Eric: Really? whatever....hey Kevin you want to go to lunch?
Michelle: Yeah hang on a second I need to get this email off to accounting so they can fix my sh*t!
typing.....typing....
Eric: Today please!
Michelle: Awegoddangit!!!!!
Eric: What now?
Micheller: I just realized I can't do lunch today because I have a conference call in 10 minutes.
Eric: Really? whatever....hey Kevin you want to go to lunch?
by three-m March 08, 2011
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