ass rocket

Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.

1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.

by Thor May 13, 2005

Poobic Punch

n. A scenario in which you punch someone in the balls that they shit themselves.

He was being a fagtoast so I gave him a poobic punch he won't soon forget.

by Thor November 02, 2004

o'neill

aka "the o'neill"

the asgard's most technologically advanced ship, designed to fight agaisnt replicators

named after colonel jack o'neill

by thor December 09, 2003

(v.) rush

To seriously fuck someone up.

We just rushed Eddie and now his asshole hurts a shit ton.

by Thor December 10, 2004

Foozles

(n.) An exclamation commonly used by lame-ass freshmen. Ask Tim, he heard it.

"Dude, did you do your homework?"

"Aw FOOZLES!"

by Thor August 23, 2004

Thor

The Norse God of Thunder/Lightning. He wields his magical hammer "Mjolnir".

by Thor May 16, 2003

whelp

Whelp means "a puppy/pussy".

You know the saying, "If you can't run with the dogs, go sit on the porch with the rest of the puppies." It's kind of like calling someone a pussy. EX: Dude, you're a fucking whelp puppy, pussy. EX 2: Someone goes to a concert on a Sunday night and has work the next day, a REAL man would go, but a whelp a.k.a. pussy/puppy would stay home because he wouldn't "feel up to it".

by Thor April 03, 2005