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gastroenteritis

hell

gastroenteritis is hell on earth john

by this username sucks March 28, 2021

SlopNChop

master of all sexual definitions on urban dictionary. Like holy shit they could write a book on it

SlopNChop has made so many sexual definitions on urban dictionary

by this username sucks September 17, 2021

Felfie

A selfie of your face, according to Vsauce

If a selfie of your butt is called a belfie, shouldn’t a selfie or your face be called a Felfie?

by this username sucks November 20, 2022

Sick

the only time you stay out of school and do drugs

I feel sick today

by this username sucks June 28, 2021

Coronavirus

Contrary to popular belief a coronavirus isn’t just Covid-19 (Sars-Cov2 or… you know what fuck it) A coronavirus as stated by the oxford dictionary is “any of a group of RNA viruses that cause a variety of respiratory, gastrointestinal, and neurological diseases in humans and other animals.” There cause your uneducated ass thinks a coronavirus is one single disease. Stop spreading lies. Covid is real but there’s other corona viruses some mild some aren’t. Bitch.

Ah shit the doctor said my cold was caused by a coronavirus

by this username sucks July 8, 2021

July-August

if you were born in these months then your dad failed no nut november

“Fuck i just learned our dads failed no nut november”

“how?”

“we were born July-August“

“fuck”

by this username sucks August 7, 2021

𝕾𝖀𝕾

sus but cooler

you are very 𝕾𝖀𝕾

by this username sucks January 11, 2022