Sas

Sas (regard that it's known under many names) is a highly addictive substance, especially manufactured in the Mushroom Kingdom and out of Mammoths. The exact properties are unknown, but some of the affects are known.

---Effects---

Sos and its counterparts Sas and Sus are highly addictive, not only when ingested but on sight. This leads people to believe it is linked to Weegee, as Weegee has similar properties. Looking at it behind glass prevents it's on-sight effect.

When Sos is in your system, it causes you to be compelled to say Sos, Sus, or Sas or even non-sus words like coc or joj, depending on the circumstance. It also causes you to avoid all Mammoths, because Sos and their counterparts are made of them.

Sos, when ingested in large amounts, effectively turns you into a bomb, as Sos is highly flammable.

you: Today is Christmas!
your SAS friend: SAS

your lucky friend: I won 3M dollars!
you: SAS...

your rich friend: I bought the new iPhone XS Max a day before it was released 'cause my dad knew Steve Jobs!
you: oh... SAS...

*car goes into a tunnel than the mount Everest explodes and than a chinese in Japan does not get paid and Israel is not a legitimate state*
you: WHAT THE SAS??

by thesasguy December 24, 2018