13 definitions by theredcup

Chonging the wong

The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.

Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Air Pods

Slang term for a man's balls.

Bill: "Stop flexing! Everyone knows you got air pods"
Joe: "Fine"
Joe: *pulls pants back up*

by theredcup September 14, 2019

French Fry

A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.

Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."

by theredcup September 14, 2019

Jervinography

The concept of photographing Cuban men hanging their hairy dick out of a train window while smiling and holding a worn-down shovel in their hands.

Arizona State University announced that they will add a Jervinography major to their offered curriculum.

by theredcup September 14, 2019

Tits

White slang for a woman's ears.

John: "Dang! Jane has some big-ass tits!"
Bill: "I know, right? They seem to just pop right out!"

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Racist

A person who's views don't align with mainstream leftist views.

John is a very big racist. He does not believe in climate change and he thinks that taxes should be lowered!

by theredcup September 8, 2019