Arizona State University

The largest daycare in America.

Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.

by theredcup September 08, 2019

Cockblinding

The sexual act of forcing one's dick into a partner's eye balls, pushing them deep into the brain. During the ejaculation, the partner on the receiving end typically tries to keep her eyes open wide while man yogurt floods her eyelids.

John and Mary had an excellent cockblinding session in the library bathroom.

by theredcup September 08, 2019

Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

by theredcup September 08, 2019

Chonging the wong

The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.

Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.

by theredcup September 08, 2019

Hello

A greeting mixed with a request for anal sex.

Mike: "Hello!"
James: "Hop on my dick and let me charm that good-ole one-eyed snake!"

by theredcup September 08, 2019

Bashu Therapy

A kind of therapy invented in ancient times by Indian men which involves brushing elephant semen over a white man's face and tickling his no-no spot while chanting his name in a seductive manner.

Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?"
Guy 2: "What? Hell no! I gotta head to Abdul's house to rock some nice Bashu Therapy!"
Guy 1: "Damn you, faggot."

by theredcup September 08, 2019