4 definitions by themexicanwolverine
A pretty light-skinned latina with big boobs that she shows her friends on FaceTime at 3 in the morning and also plucks her nipple hair. Guys easily become obsessed with her. She loves her dog, and even runs away with him, and washes human shit off of him when he rolls in it. Loves to cry over school assignments. Has severe stomach problems, and shows her friends her throw up. Needs to stop dating short men. Does not date because she misses her ex. Sometimes moans when she talks. Is too nice and forgives people who don't deserve it.
by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022
A hot sexy latina with dark hair, bien chichona y nalgona. Her favorite food is chicharrones. She loves calling people out on twitter. She's a loyal friend who will taser anyone that messes with her besties. She's not afraid to call you out on your bullshit. Can be forgetful and drive off without her food. Loves giving lap dances. Changes her hair color every week. Her poops come out snake shaped. WAYYY out of her exes league, and out of their height range too. Her exes definitely lurk on her social media.
by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022
A big booty Mexican morenita that loves to dance and get drunk, especially in Mexico. She's in Mexico more than she's at home. Cries to banda while thinking about her summer flings. When she gets mad, she talks out of her ass. So if she says your music is trash and that she doesn't care about you, don't take it personal. Likes messing with boys in the same friend group. Is the best of both worlds, she is either studying or partying, no in between. Is a witch at times who can make predictions like that's so raven. Hates kids unless they're her nephews. Cusses out older women, and always comes back from Mexico with drama.
by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022
A beautiful beautiful girl that doesn't forgive or forget. She will ruin your reputation if she has to. If you decide to date her, your future relationships are doomed, she will come for you and poop on your front lawn. She's a lightweight who loves throwing up at the beach. She loves dogs but also tells them to shut up. A very loyal and loving girlfriend but can also be jealous. Be sure to suck her toes (; SHE MAKES THE BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD, wife material.
by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022