thegranitehills's definitions
When someone kills or steals the Christmas spirit with a bad attitude, ruining the cheer around them.
It was a lovely Christmas until my uncle announced to the children that Santa wasn't real. He's such a Humbuggler!
by Thegranitehills December 13, 2009
Get the Humbugglermug. When you unfriend someone on Facebook without telling them, and without them figuring out that it's you that unfriended them.
"Dude, I totally unfriended Paul, and he has so many Fakebook friends, he didn't even notice"
Ha Ha "you're such a ghost friend"
Ha Ha "you're such a ghost friend"
by thegranitehills February 3, 2010
Get the Ghost Friendmug. A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.
Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!
Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.
Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.
by thegranitehills September 5, 2010
Get the Retroactive Threatmug. When the number of your friends on Facebook decreases, but because you have so many friends, you are not sure who unfriended you.
by thegranitehills February 3, 2010
Get the Ghost Friendedmug. The money, or spare that you know has fallen in, and is in the couch that you leave there until one day when you're totally broke you dig through the couch, thus "cashing out" your couch reserves.
Person one: I can't go tonight i'm totally broke...
Person two: How long since you've called on your couch reserves?
Person one: It's been awhile, hold on...
Person one: Yeah, I can go!!! I found $15.67 in my couch reserves!!!
Person two: How long since you've called on your couch reserves?
Person one: It's been awhile, hold on...
Person one: Yeah, I can go!!! I found $15.67 in my couch reserves!!!
by thegranitehills May 2, 2010
Get the Couch Reservesmug. An injury that occurs while binge drinking, but due to the amount of alcohol consumed, doesn't become painful until the morning after.
1 AM...Woman one is drunk, waiting in line for the bathroom and standing with her hand on a door jam she moves to let some one pass and the door slamms on her thumb.
Woman two: OMG!!! You just totally smashed your thumb!!! Are you okay?
Woman one: Wow, amazingly yes!!! I'm okay! Let's go dance!
8 AM Woman wakes up with a giant thumb and can't bend it.
Woman one calls Woman two: Hey, did I smash my thumb last night?
Woman two: Uhh Yeah
Woman one: I think it's broken, I'm going to get it x-rayed
Woman two: Ha, Ha you totally have a binjury!!!
Woman two: OMG!!! You just totally smashed your thumb!!! Are you okay?
Woman one: Wow, amazingly yes!!! I'm okay! Let's go dance!
8 AM Woman wakes up with a giant thumb and can't bend it.
Woman one calls Woman two: Hey, did I smash my thumb last night?
Woman two: Uhh Yeah
Woman one: I think it's broken, I'm going to get it x-rayed
Woman two: Ha, Ha you totally have a binjury!!!
by thegranitehills May 20, 2010
Get the Binjurymug. So we were in the middle of dinner, but he kept texting me dirty messages, before you know it, I had to excuse myself to the back room to relieve myself... We had an awesome textercourse.
by Thegranitehills December 19, 2009
Get the textercoursemug.