A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.
It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.
by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011
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thechurchofdave youtube channel finally stopped using the friends list because most requests are just coming from a spamfriender belonging to some get rich quick numbtard.
by thechurchfodave December 16, 2010
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by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011
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by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011
Get the Protein Injector mug.A topicjacker is a person who comes into a discussion about a specific topic and hijacks the conversation with irrelevant and usually inflammatory ideas or assertions.
We had a nice little exchange going about the idea of non religious ethics when a flaming topicjacker came in and attempted to make the entire discussion about bible verses.
by thechurchfodave December 17, 2010
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