thechurchfodave's definitions

unfeatureable

Can't be featured.

Such as a person who is too controversial to be featured on youtube.com.

thechurchofdave on youtube is unfeatureable since no one in their right mind is going to risk annoying sponsors by putting HIM up on the front page and saying "Hey look at THIS guy!"

by thechurchfodave July 17, 2009

Featureable

Able to get featured.

Such as the kind of video which can get featured on youtube.

Whatthebuck was obviously highly featureable. Unlike that ScaryDAve guy at the thechurchofdave channel.

by thechurchfodave July 17, 2009

Protein Injector

Male genitalia other wise known as the penis.

During the act of coitus, his girlfriend really didn't seem to appreciate being told to "milk his protein injector."

by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011

Gut Monkey

A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.

It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.

by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011

Spamfriender

Any automated system for auto adding friendships on social networking sites. Or a person who simply friends people he or she doesn't know for the sole purpose of increasing the size of the friends list.

thechurchofdave youtube channel finally stopped using the friends list because most requests are just coming from a spamfriender belonging to some get rich quick numbtard.

by thechurchfodave December 16, 2010

ClickMonkey

A person who clicks on everything in sight and ends up being an unpaid FB employee because they load so many ads.

That clickmonkey loards more ads than NBC

by thechurchfodave February 25, 2022

Topicjacker

A topicjacker is a person who comes into a discussion about a specific topic and hijacks the conversation with irrelevant and usually inflammatory ideas or assertions.

We had a nice little exchange going about the idea of non religious ethics when a flaming topicjacker came in and attempted to make the entire discussion about bible verses.

by thechurchfodave December 17, 2010