thechadman412's definitions

Firefox

The browser everyone should use. Its faster than Google Chrome, great for privacy, and also doesn't devour your ram.

I downloaded Firefox on both my phone and my laptop.

by thechadman412 January 15, 2021

amogus

amogus

amogus

by thechadman412 March 10, 2021

Horseboy

Someone who rides cows. The opposite of a cowboy, who rides horses.

Person 1: Look at that cowboy riding that cow!
Person 2: No, a person who rides cows is called a horseboy.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Ask whoever came up with the idea that someone who rides horses is called a cowboy.

by thechadman412 July 13, 2023

Deep Fried Pickle

See Trojan Horse. They look like chicken nuggets, but don't be fooled. If you look REALLY close, you can tell that they are wolves in sheep's clothing. For some reason, no matter where I look online, I don't see anyone having a problem with them, which boggles my mind. The issue isn't even the fact that they're pickles, it's the fact that they look so god damn similar to chicken nuggets. Like, fuck, either make them easier to identify or explicitly make sure that the one about to eat them knows what they are. I swear it's some sick joke.

This kinda stuff is why I have trust issues.

Before eating the "chicken nuggets":
Oooh! Some chicken nuggets!
After eating what turned out to be deep fried pickles:
Why is the world so cruel...

by thechadman412 July 12, 2022