Definitions by TheMadDog

gunkouse 

A British Victorian era word for vagina.

"I just spunked in ye mum's gunkouse last night."

gunkouse by TheMadDog May 6, 2014

boffer 

A real fat bastard, often a pie merchant.

'you fat boffer'
Or, just look at someone and say 'boffer'

boffer by theMaddog October 16, 2005

woodshed

To beat an opponant comfortably. In soccer terms, its equivelent to a goal difference of 4 between teams.

'haha,you got taken to the woodshed!!! '
'lol he got woodsheded!'

woodshed by theMaddog October 13, 2005

Woodhouse 

A double woodshed, oe the basic total destruction of an opponent. In soccer terms its an 8 goal difference between teams. see also Putting on a clinic and taken to school

'hahah you got totally bummed at pro ev! it was a double woodshed, no wait, it was a woodhouse!'

Woodhouse by theMaddog October 13, 2005