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Definitions by the tweaker

abe lincoln 

That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.
abe lincoln by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Fromunda Cheese 

I brushed my smegma with your toothbrush that time you let me use the bathroom at your house.
Fromunda Cheese by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Parasites 

That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.
Parasites by the tweaker February 16, 2004

turdsplittters 

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.
My shorty always be rockin them turdsplitters.
turdsplittters by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Turd Looker

Someone (you know you are a liar if you say you dont) who is always sure to look down into the toilet before they flush their shit down.Probably because humans deep down inside expect the bowl to be completely full one day.
Were just four wild and crazy guys a' turd lookin'.
Turd Looker by the tweaker February 16, 2004