the sad truth's definitions

Dorian

Wrong

Origin: "Scrubs" Western live action show featuring John Dorian, a character who is wrong so much that his boss refers to being wrong as being dorian.

Choosing to miss out on your wife's ultrasound is just plain dorian!

by the sad truth November 5, 2012

Politics

The least civilized form of man-on-man combat.

Politics is so annoying. Why can't we vote for scientists or economists instead of politicians.

by the sad truth February 11, 2013

Regulation

Contrary to popular republican belief, NOT the road to Socialism. Rather the gates that prevent banks from using your money to make bad investments until "It's gone." Also the reason a loaf of bread does not cost 5 million dollars.

South Park explains the consequences of lacking regulation.
"Great, I will deposit the money in your account. Then I will invest the money in unstable foreign currency in order to turn a profit, and it's gone. This table is for account holders only. NEXT!"

by the sad truth February 11, 2013