scoreboard

a technique for ending an arguement about numbers. Obviously the scoreboard will truly reflect who is winning, regardless of what the other party is saying. Scoreboard suggests that all that is really relevant are the cold hard numbers. If you have scoreboard then the facts/numbers are on your side and you can end the arguement by just pointing out to the other person to look at the scoreboard.
People complain that the Yankees have bought their World Series titles. Who cares? 26 world championships baby, SCOREBOARD!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
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bonesmuggler

1. One who tries to smuggle another man's bone.
2. A homosexual. One who puts his penis in another man's ass.
3. A fugdepacker.
4. Fag
Garret Rustand is a bonesmuggler.
by the prophet June 26, 2003
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evil compliance lady

a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garbage.
The evil compliance lady made me send a disclosure form to myself once, disclosing something to myself that I myself had just done. What a bitch!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
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la chickina

a restaurant in Las Vegas that is just around the corner from whereever you are going.
by the prophet March 30, 2003
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whale's eye

have you ever looked at a whale's eye in a book? it looks just like a girl's pussy
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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c-block

one who is rebuffed by a woman, and then makes an ass out of everyone in his group so that none of his friends have a chance with her
she totally turned him down, and I though I had then had a chance with her until fucking tic-tic started c-blocking
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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