Definitions by the prophet

french army flag 

a torn pair of tighty whities mounted on a stick with a brown streak down the middle

the french are such pussies, look at their army's goddam flag.

french army flag by the prophet March 25, 2003

scoreboard 

a technique for ending an arguement about numbers. Obviously the scoreboard will truly reflect who is winning, regardless of what the other party is saying. Scoreboard suggests that all that is really relevant are the cold hard numbers. If you have scoreboard then the facts/numbers are on your side and you can end the arguement by just pointing out to the other person to look at the scoreboard.

People complain that the Yankees have bought their World Series titles. Who cares? 26 world championships baby, SCOREBOARD!

scoreboard by the prophet March 25, 2003

bronx run 

a drive down from Westchester county to the North Bronx (usually 233rd st) for the purpose of purchasing marijuana. Most often done during lunch period for high school students

Black people in the bronx will not attack white kids who look out of place in the Bronx because they are on a Bronx Run, and that's half of 233rd st's economy

bronx run by the prophet March 25, 2003

wake and bake 

the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.

Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.

wake and bake by the prophet March 25, 2003

red eye 

when you moon someone and within that act you open your butt cheeks to expose your asshole

it's fun to give passing cars a red eye on the bronx river parkway

red eye by the prophet March 25, 2003

3 hour tour 

having sex with any of the members of the gilligan's island tv show

I was so down for a 3 hour tour with Ginger, but then fucking Bob Denver showed up.

3 hour tour by the prophet March 25, 2003

coney island whitefish

a used condom floating in a river

I saw a rubber glove floating in the river and I thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish

coney island whitefish by the prophet March 24, 2003