the prophet's definitions

la chickina

a restaurant in Las Vegas that is just around the corner from whereever you are going.

La Chickina!

by the prophet March 29, 2003

colonblow

a product designed to clean your colon from the inside out.

I tried colonblow and I took a 5 foot dooty.

by the prophet April 7, 2003

tic tac

Adopted brown kid from El Salvador with mild case of cerebral palsy.

Look at Tic-Tac, he's c-blockin again!

by the prophet April 10, 2003

sweaty booch

excessive sweat in the butt crack. Moist and warm ass crack usually visable through a pair of shorts or pants

I got into my car and sat on the leather seat when the temp outside was 100. Instant sweaty booch

by the prophet May 16, 2003

bonesmuggler

1. One who tries to smuggle another man's bone.
2. A homosexual. One who puts his penis in another man's ass.
3. A fugdepacker.
4. Fag

Garret Rustand is a bonesmuggler.

by the prophet June 26, 2003

oscar de la hoya

A gay boxer. His boyfriend is Ricky Martin.

I saw Oscar de la Hoya felching his boyfriend.

by the prophet June 26, 2003

Strom Thurmond

1. A withered old southern racist fart who once spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes without sitting down to protest the civil rights act of 1957.
2. Trent Lott's bufu buddy

That old bastard is finally dead. He decided to check out after he heard about the supreme court voting in favor of gay rights. Good riddens, you old fuck.

by the prophet June 27, 2003