A person who you think is one of your friends until he sells out to his bitch of a woman.
Common characteristics are:
telling the guys that he will go out with you, only to decide to stay at home with the Mrs. and play cards, and then not get laid.
driving 50 miles out of the way to pick up candy for the Mrs. because she told you to do so.
Having season hockey tickets with your buddies but then cancelling, only to then buy other tickets to the same games to sit away from your friends with your bitch girlfriend.
Selling out for the sake of getting some, and then not even getting it!
Common characteristics are:
telling the guys that he will go out with you, only to decide to stay at home with the Mrs. and play cards, and then not get laid.
driving 50 miles out of the way to pick up candy for the Mrs. because she told you to do so.
Having season hockey tickets with your buddies but then cancelling, only to then buy other tickets to the same games to sit away from your friends with your bitch girlfriend.
Selling out for the sake of getting some, and then not even getting it!
Jayms forgot all about "Bro's before Ho's" and so now his name will live in infamy under the definition of a sellout to his friends.
by the prophet March 26, 2003
excessive sweat in the butt crack. Moist and warm ass crack usually visable through a pair of shorts or pants
by the prophet May 16, 2003
a turn that meets the 80/20 rule of icebergs. One that is big enough to come sticking out of the water 20%. Watch out because there's another 80% below!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
a technique for ending an arguement about numbers. Obviously the scoreboard will truly reflect who is winning, regardless of what the other party is saying. Scoreboard suggests that all that is really relevant are the cold hard numbers. If you have scoreboard then the facts/numbers are on your side and you can end the arguement by just pointing out to the other person to look at the scoreboard.
People complain that the Yankees have bought their World Series titles. Who cares? 26 world championships baby, SCOREBOARD!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
California's answer to Minnesota's former governer Jesse "the body" Ventura. Now maybe California's governor can kick Minnesota's governors ass. We'll see if Gray will be back.
The terminator kicked Gray Davis' democratic ass!!!
Democrats piss me off!!!
Where'd Gray go? He's been erased
Democrats piss me off!!!
Where'd Gray go? He's been erased
by the Prophet August 07, 2003
by the prophet June 26, 2003
A washed up old musician who is actually under the impression that the rest of us are sitting on the edge of our seats when he gets on his political soapbox
I thought Harry Belafonte was dead, until I heard him call Colon Powell an Uncle Tom. Lets see him call General Powell that to his face. Powell would whoop is trumpet playing ass!
by the prophet March 26, 2003