the prophet's definitions

coney island whitefish

a used condom floating in a river

I saw a rubber glove floating in the river and I thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish

by the prophet March 24, 2003

bookyak

slang italian for Cunt

Jeanine Garafalo is a bookyak

by the prophet March 26, 2003

3m

The name given to kirtland, stands for mormons, murderers, and melon heads

Damn, I live in 3M.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

tic tac

Adopted brown kid from El Salvador with mild case of cerebral palsy.

Look at Tic-Tac, he's c-blockin again!

by the prophet April 10, 2003

red eye

when you moon someone and within that act you open your butt cheeks to expose your asshole

it's fun to give passing cars a red eye on the bronx river parkway

by the prophet March 25, 2003

wake and bake

the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.

Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

junque

a higher quality high yield bond. One rated BBB or BB, and not CCC or D.
Junque bonds are usually temporary downgrades like GM and Ford bonds that have a high yield and still a good margin of safety.

I reccomend junque bonds to clients as a good way to leverage yield in an otherwise short duration portfolio.
Word to your fucking mom!

by the prophet March 25, 2003