the prophet's definitions

two man luge

The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph

Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!

by the prophet June 27, 2003

jesse jackson

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.

Jesse Jackson is a fraud.

by the prophet July 30, 2003

governator

California's answer to Minnesota's former governer Jesse "the body" Ventura. Now maybe California's governor can kick Minnesota's governors ass. We'll see if Gray will be back.

The terminator kicked Gray Davis' democratic ass!!!
Democrats piss me off!!!

Where'd Gray go? He's been erased

by the Prophet August 7, 2003

harry belafonte

A washed up old musician who is actually under the impression that the rest of us are sitting on the edge of our seats when he gets on his political soapbox

I thought Harry Belafonte was dead, until I heard him call Colon Powell an Uncle Tom. Lets see him call General Powell that to his face. Powell would whoop is trumpet playing ass!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

fonzanoon

someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles as they come up

I don't know why anyone would want to be a fonzanoon. Maybe I should ask Dan, since he is one.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

french army flag

a torn pair of tighty whities mounted on a stick with a brown streak down the middle

the french are such pussies, look at their army's goddam flag.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

bonesmuggler

1. One who tries to smuggle another man's bone.
2. A homosexual. One who puts his penis in another man's ass.
3. A fugdepacker.
4. Fag

Garret Rustand is a bonesmuggler.

by the prophet June 26, 2003