the professor's definitions

stare

to make a fool of oneself by gazing in the direction of someone for a long time unknowingly

He was staring at me and I didn't like it...so I shot him.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

shit stabber

male homomsexual (offensive)

He's a dirty shit-stabber

by The Professor June 5, 2003

antidisistablishmentarienism

A word that doesn't mean anything because some botard can't spell for shit.

I think I'm smart, so I'll put a big word in the UD. However, I will only succeed in subjecting myself to ridicule because I can't actually spell.

by The Professor January 5, 2005

lachesis

The second of the three fates in Greek Mythology. Lachesis measures the thread of life after Clothos spins it and before Atropos cuts it.

Let's hope Lachesis had a long tape measure when you were born!

by The Professor June 29, 2004

Nazy

1.Smoothe motherf*cker
2.Nice; Getting nice
3.A fine ass honey

(pl. nayzeez)

Damn, that's a tight jacket. Do you feel nazy?

I'm 'bout to get nazy with that nazy

Freak, you want to go hook up some nayzeez?

by The Professor July 31, 2003

linkmy

A word that describes anything, particularily to replace a word that is on the tip of ones tongue.

Have you got the linkmy?

Wheres the linky gone?

by The professor February 26, 2004

landslide

A mixture of Codeine cough syrup and any kind of soda

Man, I'm slippin from that landslide I drank earlier.

by The Professor July 30, 2003