21 definitions by the product

Sewered

When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.

The opposite of being a wingman

"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"

"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."

(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"

by the product July 22, 2005

Dragon Slayer

From, "You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.

"Gillies has been a dragon slayer longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"

by the product September 14, 2005

Sesh

An abbreviation or short form of session.

"Time to sesh the Mill Creek gap!"

by the product August 29, 2005

Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.

"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"

by the product November 9, 2005

Larf

1. A loud barf, generally the most respected of vomit trails.

2. A sign of agreement, a remark confirming a fact or phrase.

1. "I larfed all over the house last night, and I swear the window panes were shaking."

2. Guy #1 "We should session the trails tonight and then have a brew."
Guy #2 "I'll larf to that."

by the product August 29, 2005

Puberty Boy'ing

A synonym for hawking, but used more often to indicate when a guy is checking out a girl.

"D'you have your seatbelt? on"
"Yeah, buddy, that cop was hawking us.
"What? Hawkin'?"
"Yeah, you know, like, eyeing us, as a hawk eyes his prey."
"Oh, you mean like, Puberty Boy'ing !"

by the product December 4, 2005

Lamping

Chilling, hanging out, cooling down after a gongshow.

Guy #1 "After that broad we tag teamed last night, we was lampin' for hours just holdin' our testosterones!"
Guy #2 "Gross man, did not want to hear that."

by the product August 29, 2005