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Your group of friends.
"What are you doing tonight buddy?"
"I don't know, the roster's empty. Bill's at the lake, Seabass is out with his wifey, Shaun is just a loser now, and Ciggy called a dragon slayer without me."
Roster by the product September 26, 2005
A totally badass Quebecois terrorist group who shoved a huge stick up the Federal Government's ass in the 1970's. They kidnapped trade minister Pierre LaPorte and some British diplomat nobody cared about.

Their Manifesto of '79 rivals only that of Karl Marx.

The FLQ are generally known to have become active after the famous words, "Vive le Quebec libre" were spoken by De Gaulle on a Montreal balcony.
"I was taught pure conservative bullshit about the FLQ in high school. They made them sound like a bunch of crazy fucks, when they really just wanted basic civil rights for Quebec."
FLQ by the product September 26, 2005

Dragon Slayer 

From, "You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.
"Gillies has been a dragon slayer longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
Dragon Slayer by the product September 26, 2005

Bitch Cube 

A 24 pack of beers. Not to be confused with the cube. The 24 pack is the bitch cube because only a true bitch chooses it over the 30.

When the party gets broken up before you can drink a substantial amount.
"What a bitch, only hauling around 24 beers to the party last night!"

"It was such a bitch cube night last night man, the party got broken up before my 25th beer!"
Bitch Cube by the product September 26, 2005
A 30 pack of beers. Usually the best buy. Don't confuse it with the bitch cube.
"John bought a cube last night and wouldn't let anyone have a beer, but after his 15th he was so fucked that I just stole a bunch."
Cube by the product September 26, 2005
Any group of girls that aptly fit the term dirty.

Usually see in murderous packs at parties.
"Oh shit, check out that group of dirties that just lamped in!"
Dirties by the product September 26, 2005
To buy liquor for a party. To be the boot.
"I floated the gongshow last night, and no one even through a free mickey my way. I'll never boot for those girls again."
Float by the product September 6, 2005