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Definitions by the piss monster from hell

Jack's Pea 

IT'S PEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you jump on platforms n shit that move.
you gotta literally get high to beat the level
it repeats.
it's a torturous game but...
IT'S FUCKING PEAK
holy shit you have jack's pea???? *cums violently*
Popotan started the meme Caramelldansen, but is also an illegal loli game.
You play as some lame ass high school dropout trying to get a job and shelter. You pay rent at a mansion now. You then try and date the girls in the mansion and unlock sex scenes. Btw, the youngest character (Mii) is 12. dafuq?
Good thing it is illegal to own in the States.
Guy: Popotan is a good visual novel
Fred: pedo alert
The vengeful spirit; Golden Freddy.
*sees a picture of Cassidy* WAS THAT GOLDEN FREDDY!?

Ice Cream Truck 

An ice cream truck is well... A truck that sells ice cream. These trucks can be step vans, or regular vans. They are usually retrofitted with bells, or music boxes (usually ones manufactured by Nichols Electronics). There are two types of things ice cream trucks sell: prepackaged novelty treats (e.g. ice pops or Good Humor bars), soft serve, or very rarely scooped ice cream.
Every summer afternoon, I am tempted to get a milkshake from the ice cream truck.

Fhueirbhee 

Overcomplicated word for furby.

furbies aren't scary.. Also
Fhueirbhee.

roku dance 

when the roku boots up and sometimes it has that weird piano music which is kinda scary to some people
I never use the roku cuz the roku dance when you boot it up is scary