the pervy pilot's definitions

MFTRTFM

My Failure To Read The Fucking Manual. A common, nicely palindromic expansion of RTFM, useful when apologizing for missing something you should have read.

Oh, that was in the docs, apologies for MFTRTFM.

by the pervy pilot December 1, 2017

getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017