Definitions by the pervy pilot

MFTRTFM 

My Failure To Read The Fucking Manual. A common, nicely palindromic expansion of RTFM, useful when apologizing for missing something you should have read.

Oh, that was in the docs, apologies for MFTRTFM.

MFTRTFM by the pervy pilot December 1, 2017

getting cocked 

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

getting cocked by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017