the moody poet's definitions

suicide watch

When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.

Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.

Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.

Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!

TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Sin Watch

Sin watch is when you try and help a person who gives their permission to keep an eye on them and you give them support so they won't sin.

I put myself on sin watch so I wouldn't use a mosque as a urinal or a shitter again.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

cutter

The act of using your body as a canvas to paint the tears of your heart.

A cutter is someone whose heart has been broken.

Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

camel jockey

Somebody who loves to ride big vibrating humps.

When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!

An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.

"Look at that camel jockey go!!!"

"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"

"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007